May 2012
9 posts
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africans:
in my final breath i reached for the keyboard and typed IM DYING in a plea for help
but everyone just thought i had just seen something funny
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myladymother:
“did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was
L U C I F E R T H E P R I N C E O F D A R K N E S S
“We’re never so vulnerable than when we trust someone - but paradoxically, if we...”
– Walter Anderson (via quote-book)
Worry
Maybe you don’t agree, but I personally believe that a little bit of worrying is a good thing. It shows that you still care. There are only two instances where I am completely worry free, when I don’t care, at all, and when I’ve already given up. I hope that that is not the case with you however, because if it is, that really worries me.
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sirblack:
Love on Top - Beyonce
April 2012
12 posts
“In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10am. People would just hug because...”
– Zooey Deschanel (via 52hearts)
vivavila:
copycats:
Party & Bullshit In...
twoboobsjohnson:
There’s one part of me that’s like:
You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.
But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:
No.
They both make such good arguments.
March 2012
5 posts
wild wednesday
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are so certain of...”
– Bertrand Russell (via derpmaster
)
vivavila asked: when do you come back to carrollton?! I miss youuuu <3
February 2012
1 post
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loud
Why do people ask “Are we being loud?”? If you feel the urge to ask someone that question clearly you have already pondered inwardly about the ruckus you are creating. ‘Fuck I’m loud to my own self, I wonder if anyone else thinks I’m being loud also??’. A much better question would be “Am I annoying you?”. Or maybe even an “Are you trying to...
January 2012
6 posts
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and that was brought to you by my passive aggression, accomplishing nothing since 92’ haha
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abwhoretion:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
December 2011
6 posts
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September 2011
6 posts
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Facebook official
So this week I’ve Become fb friends with several people that I’ve been actual friends with for months. Now these friendships are official and everything that was missing in them is now complete haha. I remember a time when that’d be like the first thing I’d do after meeting someone. Don’t quote me on this, but I think I may be maturing, just a little bit. Probably not...
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M: You can not be girly without being butch. Lol butch is a funny word
L: It is I'm glad you used it
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Homework: Do me!
Tumblr: Don't listen to that slut.
August 2011
16 posts
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“I’d like to thank not only God, but Jesus too.”
– Justin Bieber (via kassafras)
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When your parents start looking through your...
moonlight-beauty:
jeskasaur replied to your post: Seasons
Lillian told me you were her physics partner! haha small world :)
haha yeah that’s what we kept saying! i mean what were the odds
